The other day I was going through a box of things I've saved since childhood but didn't know I had saved. I was shocked by this discovery because I have been moving this box around for over 25 years and never looked in it. I hit the memory jackpot with this box! I found this note I left for the Tooth Fairy. Apparently that year I got the bitch Tooth Fairy (if she came at all) who didn't keep the letters the toothless children left for her. Doesn't Santa take the letters kids leave him? That Tooth Fairy could learn a thing or two. Perhaps the fairy was offended that I was telling her what to do. Leave me a damn dollar! I had no faith in her skills as a Fairy, I am sure. Even as a child, I knew nobody did their job.