Swine flew

The other day I was listening to the radio and they had this report about swine flu. I was sort of interested and sort of not because I think I have only ever gotten the flu a couple times in my entire life. We both only ever get really bad strep throat and sinus infections and we get those regularly. I have never gotten a flu shot and was pretty convinced I'd not get the swine flu shot, too. The announcer sounded very excited about her next bit of reporting with NEW DETAILS!!! She had statistics that show that women do a much better job than men do of washing their hands, covering their mouths when they cough and sneeze,and in general not being gross.  Even though Karen was not in the car with me when I heard that report, I gave her the look. Well, duh. Even the cleanest man is gross. Have you ever lifted up the toilet seat where a man has peed? There is always pee on the seat. Always. Have you ever been in a waiting room anywhere full of mostly men? The sounds you hear will prevent you from eating ever again.
I am not going to get a swine flu shot. I am just going to avoid men.


*Photo by Dustin Woods

Comments

[Kathleen]

Brilliant concept! I'm with ya!

[CarrieJ]

I am totally in! Should we schedule that girls getaway now? :)

[rachel whetzel]

Now THAT is advice I can follow.

[D.woods]

Excuse me! The metro sexual guy that lives in the house would really not like that idea. Just saying:)

[Jeanne]

He said metro sexual in writing!!! YEAH Dustin!!!! uhmmm.....I like the pig.

[jill s]

this is why i love you so.

[Maria]

Ha ha, I love this! Such sound and easy advice to follow, LOL.

[Liz Ness]

Heh-heh. You bring such clarity to the world! =)

[Dustin]

I have come out Jeanne. Linda wants to thank u and buy u a coffee.

[Glenda T.]

OMG, that is sooooo true!!!!! Men are just plain gross!! I myself am still torn over this whole damn swine flu shot...still mullin it over....

[Pam]

my boss is tidier than any woman I've ever known... he nearly always wipes down a table when we eat at a restaurant, even if there isn't a mess! He's very tidy but not germaphobic or anything like that. So they are out there, but certainly a rare breed.