We’re really tired of the mainly useless texting and IM'ing acronyms people are using. It’s time for some really useful time savers! Here are a few we think should be in popular use:
TFHI: totally fucking hate it, as in: Curlz MT font? TFHI
WIE: worst idea ever, as in: Took the 126 to the airport. WIE
HIH: husband is home-used as you stop IM’ing mid-sentence
BBE: best biscuits ever, useful if you live near Cracker Barrel
NITHTE: nothing in this house to eat
MBHD: major bad hair day
SPA: spilled paint again
GMP: got my period
IKTWH: I knew this would happen. It's useful because Linda says that every 3 seconds. Combine this with TFHI and you've got Linda's daily monologue!
WIWWTP: what is wrong with these people? It's very useful when texting about family stuff or those freaks you work with.
WRAS: we really are sisters
ITD: I'm totally dying, as in: NITHTE. ITD. Send biscuits and vicodin.
TFFFW: too fucking funny for words. Every conversation between us seesters ends in this acronym. Karen swears, too! It's way better than LOL.
Do you have any acronyms you'd like people to start using? Boy oh boy, I hope Mary Mary answers this question.
so funny!
Posted by: sarah | August 30, 2007 at 10:30 PM
TFFFW LOL
Except if you use too many acronyms it looks like you feel asleep at the computer. ;-)
Posted by: Ariane | August 31, 2007 at 10:22 AM
OMG!! TFFFW!!! :-)
Posted by: cindy b. | August 31, 2007 at 11:08 AM
LAR -- Linda's always right.
Posted by: Julie | September 01, 2007 at 01:57 AM
OMG these are too funny...... these sort of acronyms are worth texting for. I am so cutting and pasting these into a saved document..... now who can I text them to? I really need your phone numbers.. Ha Tena
Posted by: Tena | September 01, 2007 at 01:09 PM
I was laughing so hard I forgot to post my own acronymns.... NRBN =Need Red Bull Now, and this one could be used frequently with my 17 yr old YCISMGYBH = Your Curfew is still midnight get your butt home. Tena
Posted by: Tena | September 01, 2007 at 01:17 PM
Oh I'm so using Tena's acronym 'YCISMGYBH' for my 16 year old, except it's 11pm - I'll figure it out.
LOVE TFFFW :)
I like my DD's Godmother's acronym (she uses this in general speech, not even texting) 'GTFO' 'get-the-f*$@-outtta-here' - cracks me up.
Posted by: Sue McG | September 01, 2007 at 07:44 PM
ONYD'T: (said with snapping finger) Oh No you di'int!
JKMN: just kill me now (as in I just got a letter form the school nurse saying there is lice in the Kindergarten classroom)
IWOC: it's wine o'clock (as in it's 3:30pm)
MMATDS: meet me at the (Target) dollar spot (as in, the kids are in school - meet me for a Venti 'bucks and some reckless spendign in the dollar aisle)
NFW!!: no fucking way! (rather self-explanatory, don't you think?)
Posted by: Kimberly Kwan | September 02, 2007 at 12:02 PM
This list totally cracks me up - and just made my day. I need a sister!
Posted by: Amy | September 03, 2007 at 02:55 PM
DYHTNTMBG: Did you hear the new They Might Be Giants
BHOD Banging Head of Desk
LIPOMOD Laying in a pudddle of my own drool
HOILMCIAC Hang on I'm locking my children in a closet
I think that covers it!
Posted by: m | September 09, 2007 at 01:46 AM
i LOVE these and wish i had a sister, too. i'll have to make do with my group, Women Who Say Fuck. that pretty much tells you how we found each other lo! these many years ago.
(i keep their names secret because, except for moi, the rest of the group spends their days acting like Real Adults)
Posted by: Ricë | September 11, 2007 at 09:25 AM